November 2009
1 post
September 2009
23 posts
the never ending adventures of captain infinity...
are over
IT'S NOW OR NEVER. OR TOMORROW
I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE GOING ON THEN, WE’LL SEE I GUESS.
'so...come here often?'
‘um, not anymore.’
you know that episode of rugrats where chuckie has...
that’s depressing the hell out of me right now.
people used to thnk the world was flat
i wonder what we’re incredibly wrong about right now.
the itch you can't reach
the thing you can’t say
the bug in your bed
the rock in your shoe.
"i think tomorrow i'll sleep in."
“sleep in what?”
-_-
have you ever heard a really good song and been...
‘i can’t wait to listen to this song while i’m walking around or doing stuff so i can pretend like i’m in a movie and this is part of the awesome soundtrack’
?
no?
just me?
that’s cool.
the first time you quit something it's pretty hard...
then the next time it’s a little easier
then the time after that it’s a lot easier.
and then quitting just becomes a part of who you are.
HEAR A GREAT SONG
NEVER FIND IT AGAIN
story of my life.
i like how
when you type ‘paleontologist’ into google one of the most searched results is ‘paleontologist salary’
it’s like a lot of kids watch jurassic park and their dream is to be just like dr. grant, but then they realize that their dream is also to be rich, and they wonder if they can be both.
and then later in life they’re neither
but by then they’ve...
seconds before sleep
i wish there was a way for me to record the last thought i have right before i fall asleep.
not like the last topic of what i’m thinking of, but the very last sentence i say in my head before losing consciousness.
i doubt they’d be anything meaningful.
it’d be cool if they were like half awake and half dream thoughts, like i fell asleep midsentence.
like
“oh man, i...
it's not ironic, it's just stupid.
eff why eye
ecosystems
maybe the frog in my throat will eat all the butterflies in my stomach
and i’ll be able to get a few words out.
a common chain of thoughts
“oh geez, is that a bug on the floor? i can’t tell”
“i’ll kick at it with my foot, the motion will probably make it move and then i’ll know for sure.”
“okay, it isn’t moving, maybe it’s dead.”
“oh, wait, no, it’s just a piece of lint, i should probably pick that up at some point.”
[TEN MINUTES LATER]
“oh...
digital
“nice minute hand”
“minute hand? not on my watch!”
har har har.
it never gets easier
you just learn to live with(out) it.
August 2009
44 posts
Stupid rant about the doctor...
macaroniandbritt:
I have to go to the doctor’s tomorrow for a physical or something. First of all, I don’t even remember what they have to do for that, so I’m scared. Second, my step dad just randomly told me that I need a meningitis vaccination or something. WHAT THE FUCK, MATT. YOU DON’T TELL KIDS WHO ARE AFRAID OF NEEDLES THAT THEY’RE GOING TO GET A SHOT! Do I even need that vaccine? I don’t...
museum of animal perspectives →
researchers stuck cameras onto animals heads and released them into the wild.
wolf cam is pretty sick.
eye dee uh's
i’m thinking of drawing little messages on sticky notes and then leaving them around campus.
i could make a tumblr and write the address on the back of the note so people could go online and read something about it when they find it.
right now i’m pretty tired.
"well, we were skiing"
“yeah, and?”
“and that’s when things started going downhill.”
forgo and forget
know doubt
endless, starless sky
"i assure you, if you bring our little girl's...
hahahah
die jest this
i didn't know i was doing it wrong until i saw...
and boy
were they ever doing it right.
zzz (sleeping)
..xyzzz (narcoleptic singing the alphabet)
out of sight, hand, mind.
control
are there any islands with islands on them?
like a donut of land floating in the ocean, and in the center of the donut hole is a little island?
for some reason
i don’t know
this seems like information i need to know.
i feel like parts of my brain that used to work really well aren’t functioning like they used to.
throw glitter on a spider web
read a book
sleep forever
shortly after, a realization.
that torrent finally finished today after six nights of constant running.
will i be able to sleep in complete darkness, or have i gotten too used to sleeping with the glow of a laptop screen?
considering that i’ve slept like shit the past six nights something tells me i won’t have any problems.
and now all of a sudden, a terrible feeling.
i have an alarm that tells me when i should get up
and an alarm that tells me when i should go to sleep.
they’re both just suggestions though.
how to make scars from scratch(es)
misread 'hope' as 'nope'